* Hold your breath. Count to three. Release.
* Take on more work than you can handle. Talk about work as soon as you wake up.
* Try not to be alone. Be with people around you all day. Being alone will lead to mindfuck.
* Don't blink for longer than you have to.
* Watch television for three hours at a stretch.
* Don't listen to sad songs.
* Don't listen to romantic songs.
* Don't sing along with any songs.
* Keep your body close and tight. Keep your mind even closer.
* Laughing forcibly will hurt. Keep it to a smile.
* Let your smile stretch till your jaw hurts and you don't know what you're smiling about anymore.
* Eat a lot.
* Eat nothing at all.
* Rationalise, rationalise, rationalise.
* Never date again.
* Stop thinking about making out.
* Stop thinking about sex.
* Don't watch the rain.
* Don't watch the sea at the beach.
* Contemplate joining a gym.
* Contemplate joining a dance class
* Contemplate going home again.
* Avoid happy couples.
* Avoid happy people.
* Close your eyes. Count to three. Jump.
I'll be just fine. Eventually.
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